Fortran humor -- songs, quizzes, etc. 1. Fortran - Lyrics of song "Pressure", by Billy Joel, adapted to Fortran. 2. Fortran Purity Test - Humorous quiz for Fortran programmers. 3. Structured Programmer's Soliloquy - Poem about structured programming and Fortran. 4. Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal - Explains why Real Programmers use Fortran. 5. The Story of Mel - Claims that real men write not in Fortran, or assembler, but machine language.

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